Why do raid bosses go berserk precisely ten minutes after you enter combat with them? Do they have a hormone imbalance or something?
I'm picturing Leo down at the local chemist, chatting to the guy he gets his prescription from - 'yeah, I still start running really fast six hundred seconds after the guys who are banishing me are killed, but on the plus side, as long as I don't get put into combat I can go out with friends on Saturdays without enraging, so these things must be working.' Then he goes home, eats some leftover pizza, fights over what TV to watch with his demon. Next day he gets up and goes to work - you'd actually be suprised how much being banished in SSC for no particular reason pays.
I wonder if the boss knows he's going to enrage. Like, does he count down the seconds? 'And they wipe... nnnnow.' Or does he kinda guess about it - 'yeah, it's been about... eight minutes now maybe? their raid dps is pretty fast... oh wait, I miscounted, they wipe.' Or maybe he doens't know at all, he's just doing his thing and all of a sudden he gets really angry and kills everyone. Or maybe he blacks out, and when he wakes up the raid is rebuffing and he's back to... standing there waiting to be pulled. 'Huh,' he says. 'I guess the tank disconnected.'
Funny old world, innit.
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