Tuesday, 1 July 2008

What time is it?

It's Bacon o'clock.

I sometimes wish I were a webcomic artist, or at least knew someone who was webcomicartistically inclined, because I occasionally have excellent visual ideas that can't quite be expressed in the realm of the written word.

Exhibit A:

Panel One (topleft) - Black. White writing center: "I'm faster than the average bear!"
Panel Two (topright) - Me fleeing from a bear, going stage left. Speed lines in the background. Bear: "Damn, I can't catch this guy."
Panel Three (bottomleft) - Black. White writing center: "I'm hungrier than the average bear!"
Panel Four (bottomright) - Me and a bear sitting at a table (in that order, left to right) with a white tablecloth (the kind that you put on the table at a 45 degree angle so the corners droop from the sides). Both have forks and knives held in hands, upright, and empty plates in front. Me: "Damn, I'm ravenous!" Bear: "Yeah, I'm pretty hungry, I guess."

I'm sure that that would be hilarious when drawn.

On a different note, I read over Epilogue a couple of times and made a couple of minor changes, but I'm still not happy with the way it reads. Possibly might rewrite it in the future, change the way sentences are linked, pad the last part out a bit.

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