Sunday, 24 August 2008

Recurring villains

Scene: Newnaxx-25.

"Minions, servants, soldiers of the cold dark, obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!" cries the archlich in a suitably dramatic fashion.

The raid turns and looks at the gates around them expectantly, waiting for hordes of undead to come at them.

A moment passes.

A voice comes from behind them all, laughing maniacally before breaking into a fit of coughing. "You didn't think you'd seen the last of me, did you? Fools! You may have destroyed Kil'Jaedan, but I serve a new master now - and I am stronger than ever before!" He begins laughing again.

Kel'thuzad facepalms. "God," he says, "shut up, Kael!" He hurls a frostbolt at the offending elf.

"Ack!" cries Kael, flying off into the distance. "I would have succeeded if it hadn't been for you meddling kids! And I didn't get to finish my monologue..."

Ping! he vanishes.

"..." the raid says in unison.

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