The bastards!
They took my fabulous hair!
My heart goes out to a friend of my sister, a man I have never met by the name of Elijah. The one thing I do know about him is that he has also fallen victim to the loss of fabulous hair. To that I say, us men must band together! In a close, loving, yet entirely platonic manner! And we must sing songs to commemorate the loss of our fabulous hair!
On a more serious note...
"So why'd you cut it off?"
"Eh. Felt like it."
"Must be a giiirl."
*eyeroll*
"No, really. Why'd you cut it off?"
"'Cos I felt like it."
I realise now that I'm going to have to have this conversation with everyone I know.
*sigh*
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